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Our web sites have sexually stimulating content (stories with minimal images) to appeal to intelligent and literate biological females and
biological males who want to cultivate their imagination, and become totally attuned to their erogenous zones.

Our initial content has been created by the dick-brain who calls himself Harry Merkin. We are soliciting
user-generated content from a group of fans. To date, we have received erotic plot ideas and bare-bones outlines. These will be developed into publishable stories in the near future. Though we have zero social media presence now, we plan to open accounts anonymously. Our intention is to create a lively community of hands-on hedonists.

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Stimulating Stories About Group Sex
(four or more, mate-swapping, etc.)
A Compilation of Literate Erotica


These short stories are works of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s vivid imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual human beings, living or dead, business enterprises, events or locales is entirely coincidental.


Hogmanay & Highland High Jinx

Here is part 1 of a reader-submitted story.  Actually, it was an outline / chronology. Harry has begun enlarging it and adding his naughty touches.

Part 1

The neighbor and I are watching a game on TV. Our wives and the neighbor’s grown daughter are at the kitchen table.

“Honey, did you hear, Aviva was invited to a Hogmanay party.”

“Tell her that women do not wear kilts.”

“I told her that you own a kilt.”

“Why did you tell her? I haven’t worn it in 30 years. Where is it?”

“It’s probably in the cedar closet. It wouldn’t take me long to find it.”

Aviva runs into the home theater. She is as excited as she was 10 years ago when she was accepted to medical school.

“You really have a kilt?”

“I had a kilt when you were a toddler.”

“Where is it?”

“Sue thinks it’s in the cedar closet.”

“Can I look for it?”

“You may look. Take a flashlight in case the light bulb is kaput.”

“Thank you so much. None of the guys I know wanted to go. A few of them saw the “kilts optional” line in the invitation and told me they weren’t cross dressers.”

“They are idiots. A kilt is worn by real men, not femboys, sissies or transvestites.”

Aviva and my wife return near the end of the third quarter.

“Honey, we found it.”

“I sure hope it is moth-eaten.”

“It is pristine. Get off that recliner. Let’s see if it still fits.”

New Year’s Eve
The Hogmanay (& Highland High Jinx) affair is at a lake house about one hour north of us. Aviva and I are taking the motor home in case we stay late and decide to sleep by the lake.

“So, who invited you to this party?”

“My newest phlebotomist gave me her invitation.”

“What’s her name?”
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“Beth.”

“Just in case, please use her name while we are there.”

“Do you have an alias?”

“My evil twin is named Harry. Call me Harry at the party.”

The lake house is huge. It’s as large as one of the oceanfront “cottages” near Newport. The guard at the gate (in a rented tux) asks to see our invitation. I ask him if we could hook up the beast for the night. We follow his co-worker who drives a faux-Cadillac golf cart into the spacious motor court. He plugs in the beast, connects the water hose and extracts the motor home’s sewer line. I tip him $20.

A striking banshee or maybe a Vampira opens the massive door when we ring the bell.

“Happy New Year you two. I’m so very happy you wore a kilt.”

“Beth wanted us to be somewhat authentic.”

“Did you have to twist his arm?”

“No Ma'am. Harry likes to show off his mountain biker’s legs.”

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 A correspondent submitted the outline for this story.
 Harry enlarged, fleshed it out and made it luscious.



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