(United States Autoerotic Association)


Thanks for visiting the primary site of the United States Autoerotic Association.

Our web sites have sexually stimulating content (stories with minimal images) to appeal to intelligent and literate biological females and
biological males who want to cultivate their imagination, and become totally attuned to their erogenous zones.

Our initial content has been created by the dick-brain who calls himself Harry Merkin. We are soliciting
user-generated content from a group of fans. To date, we have received erotic plot ideas and bare-bones outlines. These will be developed into publishable stories in the near future. Though we have zero social media presence now, we plan to open accounts anonymously. Our intention is to create a lively community of hands-on hedonists.

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23 June 2026
PREVIEW OF PART 6

The newlyweds are quiet for a long time. Kevin remained on top. Hannah wouldn’t let him move.

First there is a long sigh, then she whispers:
“A consummation I had so devoutly wished.”

She smiles. Oh, how broadly she smiles. Her heart has smiled every time she had seen him for two years; all of him when he posed nude, or more of him whenever they had encountered each other on campus. At times, perforce, those meetings were brief exchanges of pleasantries. A few were prolonged; becoming aimless walks with conversations having no agenda. A very few were longer perambulations. Once, they had circled the quad for almost two hours. They had been so satisfied just to be together that they had not needed to hold hands.

She recalled their first weekend of sexual intimacy. They had undressed by candlelight. They had embraced by candlelight and kissed by candlelight. They had pleasured each other by guttering candlelight. They could not get enough of each other in the subsequent darkness.

She kissed her husband. She kept kissing her husband. Kevin responded. He had not entirely lost his erection. He regained full rigidity. He thrust and withdrew, thrust and withdrew. Hannah was more alive than she had ever been. This second time she was not distracted by anticipation, or girding herself for pain, or concerned about bleeding, or their hours-old marriage, or their future, or wondering how many decades or years or months they would have with each other.

She was fully in the moment and intensely aware. Awareness and pure delight filled her mind. Her heart was bursting. She so enjoyed the novelty of rhythmic fullness and withdrawal, more fullness and withdrawal. She had never been in such a mental state.

In the fullness of new love, a young love, she accepted her husband. She accepted his body and his penis that had mesmerized her for two years, and his penetrations, and his scent, and his five o’clock shadow, and his stamina, his ungodly stamina. The coxswain, her coxswain, drummed a steady cadence. Their boat held a steady course. They floated on a sea of joy.

They slept on that massive iron bed. They slept while the sea breeze ruffled the canvas sail curtains of their porch. They slept while a line of thunderstorms traversed the northern horizon, silently, because they were so far away. They slept until dawn lit the east wall curtains. Hannah stirred first.

dawn

She stood, walked to the knee wall, parted the canvas, and saw breathtaking beauty enhanced by such soft morning light, a perfect light; the sort of light that makes an artist’s eyes misty.

She pulled her valise from under their bed. Her drawing pad was on top. An assortment of pencils lay below. She scampered out onto that coastal Eden, naked as the day she was born. She drew until Kevin found her.

She showed him four extraordinary works of art; though incomplete, they were already extraordinary. The land she drew was voluptuous. Its curves were sensuous; clothed with vitality. She called them, Landscape as a Nude.

"Nude as Landscape"

(With apologies to Archibald MacLeish, and his Landscape as a Nude (1933) from Frescoes for Mr. Rockefeller’s City.)


............

Men, you will never fully know or understand a woman’s sexual response or needs if you do not ask her. Women, you will never fully know or understand a man’s sexual response or needs if you do not ask him. We are no longer mute brutes living in trees. Talk to each other. Love each other.

I have learned what I know because I have asked; not in the heat of passion, but in the many still and quiet moments of a loving relationship. I listened to those answers without interrupting. Lovemaking, especially intense lovemaking, is best when needs and desires are known, acknowledged, accepted and made a part of foreplay and intercourse.

The garden of carnal delights blooms best with care, kindness and attention.  


19 June 2026
IT IS FINISHED

The first five parts of Art and Life (1 June 2026) are essentially complete. A few additional monochrome images might be added as I comb through the archive.

Work on the series began several months ago with the slow assembling of suitable ‘art shots’ of the human form and its erogenous zones and carnal relations. The initial narrative was built around those images. Though I was, of course, chiefly informed by the most pleasurable activities of my formative (deformative?) years, I also drew on a lifetime of extensive reading and travel and social interactions and observations. Throughout my life, I have always paid attention to details – all sorts of details.

Click-bait was deliberately introduced. Autoeros has a global audience so DD’s cringeworthy deflowering was included to appeal to a certain traditionally North African and West Asian demographic. Hints of cross-dressing were added to appeal to the wokesters, useful idiots and low-rent Bolshevik fellow-travelers who increasingly value works that include (overtly or even peripherally) transvestites, sodomites, inter-racial couplings, incest themes, anal-rectal penetration, bondage and assorted kinkiness. That mob necessarily devalues, cancels and excoriates works devoid of such themes.

I wrote back in January, 2020, “The excitation threshold was exceeded - the point of no return. The deliriously pleasurable contractions began. A foretaste of paradise saith the sages.” to introduce the Talmudic concept that sexual ecstasy is a foretaste of paradise.

Paradise or where our consciousness goes briefly during near-death experiences or permanently after death, passing through what we perceive to be a long, dark tunnel or corridor, the actual transition from this dimension to the other one, to meet an all-knowing extraterrestrial who is love personified.

I added references to paradise throughout Art and Life, fully aware that at one time certain deluded divines wrote and taught and preached that women were incapable of reaching said paradise. Samuel Sewell (1652 – 1730), who graduated from Harvard in 1671, refuted that silliness with his essay, Talitha Cumi, ‘Arise, Maiden’ in Aramaic (or the double entendre, ‘Come, Maiden’). Some consider Sewell to have been among the last of the Puritans and one of the first of the New England Yankees.  

Sewell’s religion and worldview provided the title of one of the classes DD and Molly had taken together and his own name was used as the given name of Molly’s husband.
 
Writing erotica is more than penning lurid descriptions of sex acts. It is for me an aesthetic and emotional and intellectual and sexual exercise.

Thank you for reading.

17 June 2026
PROUD TO BE BRIGHT, WHITE AND BOLD

While 'Most Of The World Assesses' that someone with an IQ approximately 6 standard deviations above the mean is likely a sexless, pathetic geek, may I remind my readers that Richard Feynman, the brilliant, Nobel-prize-winning physicist was a flagrant womanizer.

One should also consider the apparent precocity, actually a pseudo-maturity, at play when someone with a mental age in his early thirties still inhabits a body with a chronological age in the teens.

Imagine what happens when a teenager with testosterone poisoning, delusions of invincibility and boyish recklessness is governed by a mind equally at ease engaging in schoolyard fist fights and building models of race cars and fighter jets, while re-discovering an equation first formulated by Gauss, reading college physics books and conversing with federal scientists (USDA-APHIS) about arcane subjects.

Why, he meets a pretty girl and in stolen moments touches the hem of the garment of adulthood (or adult foreplay as a synecdoche of adulthood).

Why not?

At that age it is wonderful to experience a forbidden act and, it is almost as pleasurable, to tell one’s buddies about it. At that age we are still our genuine selves, not yet masked or acting. It was I, not my alter ego, who touched a bold girl and enjoyed the ecstasy of her reciprocating. She didn’t merely touch me, she knew to slide her hand back and forth and shrieked with glee when my goo hit her arm, missing her disheveled clothing.

If boys and girls could enjoy such harmless fun in their mid to late teens, heterosexuality would again be almost universal. What normal lad would willingly ever engage in thex (sex with a lisp and limp wrist) if he had already played with a girl his age? Was such adolescent experimentation the norm for most of human history? Of course, it was. Human fecundity depended on such a state of affairs.

There are now very few (if any) places with a racially homogeneous population of middle class to upper middle class nuclear families who have personally (not “daycare”) reared their children to treat others with utmost respect where such youthful experimentation could be allowed to happen. The high-trust society that was the America of my youth has been deliberately destroyed. Most non-pretending adults know or strongly suspect the identity of the perpetrators.


1 June 2026

We Proudly Present:
Art and Life
- a gallery of vignettes -
Part 1

nude00

“How did you learn how to draw so well?”

“There must be a genetic component. I’ve always drawn whatever intrigued or interested me.”
 
“Just like that?

“It wasn’t quite like that. For example, I was born with legs, so I could start walking before I turned one. I toddled at first. My walking ability improved over time. So it was with drawing. I was born with some ability, so I drew and drew, slowly getting better. My crayon drawings were always praised and displayed on our refrigerator. I still have some of them.”

“I was something like that. I’m taking an art class now.”

“That’s great. May I see your drawings in your lab notebook?”

“Okay. You might laugh.”

“I promise I won’t laugh.”

“Don’t make promises you can’t keep. I also draw comic strips and cartoons.”

“Now I really want to see your drawings. What are you doing after this class?”

“I’m done for the day.

“Me too.”

“The municipal museum doesn’t charge admission this evening.”

“Let’s first stop by my room. I have extra drawing pads and assorted pencils we could use.”



“This is new.”

“They are ancient copies of Greek statues. I read about them a few weeks ago.”

“They really bring the past to life. … These are hyper-realistic. Look at their musculature. They weren’t couch potatoes.”

“My class is figure drawing. None of our models look this good.”

“You need models like Amish farmers who don’t have electricity or diesel engines; who use all of their muscles every day.”

“At least our models are pretty, even the men.”

“What do you mean?”

“I guess what I’m trying to say is that our models, male and female, all look feminine.”

“Yuck. Who selects the models?”



On our way back, we go to my favorite Chinese restaurant. It’s so hot I take off my bulky sweatshirt.

“Your arms are massive. Are you at the gym all the time?”

“No. I’m on one of the rowing teams.”

“You would make a great model for our drawing class.”

“Nope. Only three girls have seen me naked.”

“Most of our male models wear bikini briefs.”

“I’m not interested.”

“I’m interested in drawing you.”

I study her while I finish tearing apart two more of the crabs.

“Please don’t take this the wrong way. The girls who have seen me naked were also naked.”

“Oh.”



“You are still looking at me like you want to undress me.”

“Guys always look at me that way. Most of them act like my boobs are all of me. You, apparently, know exactly where my eyes are. You have no idea how much I appreciate that.”

“Your eyes are beautiful. You highlight your eyes with restraint and an artistic sensibility. I could spend hours looking at your eyes and talking.”

Her smile is incredible.

We hold hands all the way back to my dorm.



“I don’t want this moment to end.”

“Please spend the night with me. No sex. No groping. No hanky-panky. I want to fall asleep holding you. I want to wake up and have you be the first thing I see.”

“I accept your invitation.”

We kiss. Our first kiss is electric and magnetic and powerful. Our embrace feels so very, very good. We kiss again and again.

We keep kissing while we start undressing each other.

We don’t stop once our shirts and jeans and skirt are draped on my desk chair. She removes her bra. She takes my hand and places it on her breast. She takes my other hand and places it on her other breast.

her breasts

“I want sex. I want groping. I want hanky-panky. I want mutual nudity. I want you to touch me in all of the right places. My virginity ends tonight. I want to feel you inside of me.”

...

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Part 4
Part 5
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27 May 2026

Nameless
{Story #2 from 14 January 2026)
           
I hold her and we fall on her bed.

Our lips lock. Our tongues engage. I slide a hand inside her panty.

She moans and spreads her legs as I finger her.

I part her warm labia, go down her slit, dip a finger in her well, then drive her crazy with its moist tip working her stiff clit, working her into a wild frenzy of bucking and gasping.

Then I hold her as she stills, and her breathing slows, and her heartbeat slows, and time slows for both of us until our kissing resumes, then grows intense, and my erection grows.

And I pull down her drenched panty, and she hands me a condom, and I mount her, and surmount her, and impale her, and plumb her to her cervix.
(read more)

15 March 2026

Beware the AI on the March
AI, including both Artificial Intimacy and Agenda Intimacy will destroy erotica.
           
Once upon a time you will “fall in love,” or correctly, “fall in lust.” The first time will bring about the most powerful feelings/emotions you will have ever felt. If you are typical, you will continue to fall for another and another until you find the ONE with whom you’ll spend a lifetime, living “happily ever after.”

It is called pair-bonding. We give it many other names. Some are sweet. Some are crude. Some are composed by poets. A few are overheard in red light districts. Pair-bonding is among the essential human activities, on par with breathing, drinking and eating. Without pair-bonding humanity would cease to exist.

Through pair-bonding we repair the broken-ness of a solitary existence We are made whole and delightfully complete when we have met a mate, even if only for an hour or one night. Man was not meant to live alone

We yearn for intimate companionship, for the reality and intensity of an actual intimate relationship. If we are too young or between intimate relationships, we seek substitutes. If we do not live in a sexually repressed society, such substitutes are lawful and readily available. The internet overflows with sexual fantasy literature, films and videos. Pornography (sexual fantasy literature, films and videos) is not new. It is as old as the hills, whether those hills were in ancient Greece or puritanical America. Look up, Rereading Sex (Vintage Books, 2002), with its fascinating facts about the widespread availability of pornography in the United States in its early years.

Fantasy is one thing, algorithms and artifice are quite another thing. 

Artificial Intimacy and Agenda Intimacy are the creations of dark minds hell-bent on fundamentally transforming humanity. Artificial Intimacy and Agenda Intimacy are nothing less than erotic and sexual-content propaganda to further that unnatural transformation.

The vast arrays of semiconductors and logic chips and memory chips in a “data center,” nor even those in a hyperscaler network of interconnected “data centers,” have ever experienced the intense sensory pleasures of kissing and touching and being touched by a romantic partner. Of course, a hyperscaler network has never either experienced an orgasm. Those machines can only parrot the specific information their human masters have allowed them to scrape from the internet.

If, as seems to be the case, the human masters of AI are defective and depraved sexual deviants, their machines learn deviancy and perversions. They mirror the proclivities of their creators.

Electronic devices will never know the euphoria and ecstasy of falling in lust or falling in love. They cannot know the intimate play and teasing shared by two lovers. It should be obvious that machines are incapable of attraction, affection, lust or love.

It is apparently not obvious to those defective and depraved sexual deviants nor to those financial wizards who fund AI and the infernal “data centers.”

To create erotica, even to create mediocre erotica, a human creator informs his fiction with his sexual experiences. I could not have written erotica before I met my first girlfriend. I am able to write erotica only because of all the girlfriends, fuck-buddies and one-night-stands I have enjoyed

Beware Artificial Intimacy and Agenda Intimacy.

Machines are being programmed to normalize and promote:
- anal (anal-rectal) penetration
- conflating “gender” and “sex”
- confusion about “sex determined at birth”  or “sex observed at birth”
- homosexual acts
- incest
- inter-racial relationships
- pedophilia
- “trans” agenda including cross dressing and transvestic fetishism  (Gender Dysphoria is an   extremely rare condition. Most “trans” material refers to autogynephiles or is created to appeal to autogynephiles.)

Fake (highly contrived) most-popular lists are manipulated to promote unnatural acts. I do not trust any list of the most popular erotic stories in a website, especially if their most popular stories all involve incest. What sort of warped minds have the agenda of promoting incest?

14 February 2026

He Really Is A Fuck-Monster

We kiss.

Our tongues play well together.

We touch, first tentatively then passionately.

Our bodies play well together.

“Why don’t you sit on my lap?”

She smiles like a shark, swings her left leg over my legs, holds my erection with her left hand and guides it into her as she settles down on my lap.

In her sweet, innocent, little-girl voice:
“Is this what you wanted?”

“This is beyond my wildest wet dreams.”

She laughs. Her vagina contracts in time with her laughter.

“It feels like you are milking me.”

“Do you want me to stop?”
(read more)


14 January 2026

An embarrassment of riches!
Harry has two stories in the larval stage for Valentine's Day on 14 February.
The first one to climax wins.

STORY 1 EXCERPT:

(In a hot tub.)

We kiss.

Our tongues play well together.

We touch, first tentatively then passionately.

Our bodies play well together.

“Why don’t you sit on my lap?”

She smiles like a shark, swings her left leg over my legs, holds my erection with her left hand and guides it into her as she settles down on my lap.

In her sweet, innocent, little-girl voice:
“Is this what you wanted?”

“This is beyond my wildest wet dreams.”

She laughs. Her vagina contracts in time with her laughter.

“It feels like you are milking me.”

“Do you want me to stop?”

STORY 2 EXCERPT:

(In a college quad.)

“You aren’t trying anything right now? Are you?”

“Would you like to hear that I’m trying to charm your pants off of you, or that I’m trying to replace my former girlfriend who is currently at Yale, or that I’m trying to get to know you?”

“All of the above.”

“Your blushing appeals to me. ... Your blushing so intensely intrigues me.”

“Perhaps we should change the subject. Ah … Are you circumcised?”

“Would a yes or no answer suffice or do you want to see for yourself?  …  I bet your blush now colors your breasts and parts below.”

“Would a yes or no answer suffice or do you want to see for yourself?”

1 January 2026

Happy New Year
HAPPY NEW
                                                        YEAR


31 December 2025

Hogmanay &
Highland High Jinx

Here is part 1 of a reader-submitted story.  Actually, it was an outline / chronology. Harry has begun enlarging it and adding his naughty touches.
(read more)


24 December 2025

HO HO HO
Merry Christmas
HO HO HO

1 July 2025

Selfies in a Blue Bath

Illicit images taken in a blue bath.
(take a peek)


1 January 2025

Emma in the Afternoon
           
“Do you have a condom?”

“Yes.”

“PUT IT ON.”

“Emma, let me put a finger inside you to check the size of the opening.”

“That’s okay, I do that all the time.”

One finger, then two fingers, then I try three fingers, gently stretching her so I don’t hurt her when entering

“You’re barely a virgin. This won’t be difficult.”

I kneel between her legs, bring the tip of my erection to her opening, and plunge in.

Emma looks startled, then laughs.

“Why did I dread this for so long?”
(read more)

14 January 2024

Change Is Possible
           
Options for Incels
The celibacy of so called Incels baffles me. Though I am not what Incels call a, “Chad,” over the years I have found girls and young women to be approachable and fun loving.


My first taste of such delights was in April in the eighth grade.

I had a friend who also liked assembling model cars and airplanes. We often got together on Saturdays. One weekend, we were talking and gluing the plastic parts while seated at their backyard picnic table. Neither of us liked the smell of the glue so we used it outdoors.

His sister who was almost two years older than us came out asking if we wanted something to eat. We were teen boys, so of course we wanted something to eat. She came back out with a tray. She slathered at least a ¼ inch of mayonnaise on slices of white bread, placed a slice of cheese and a slice of mystery meat on each super-lubricated piece of bread and produced a sort of sandwich unknown to me. I was used to egg salad sandwiches, chicken salad sandwiches and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Her fare was an abomination.

I had, however, been taught to be polite. I thanked her profusely and accepted the food. She was beaming as though praise was seldom heard in her home.

The following Saturday, my friend was not home. His sister said he would be back at any moment. We talked for a while then she said she wanted to walk around the block. Halfway through our circumambulation she took my hand and we resumed walking holding hands. She kissed me on the cheek on our return. She asked if I was planning on returning in one week. I said yes.

Their mother, a chain-smoking large woman, would spend hours watching television, simultaneously talking on the telephone. I never saw her leave her upholstered chair. Her immobility worked to our advantage. My friend’s sister and I could spend time in a spare room and not be disturbed.

We learned to become good kissers. She showed me how to remove her brassier. We explored each other, allowing our mutual lust to blossom. On one of our early get togethers I helped her remove the terry cloth romper suit she was wearing. That day, I thought it couldn’t possibly get any better. It did. Boy, did it.

Later that spring, my parents bought a house still under construction near the leading edge of the advancing sprawl of the large city. We moved at the end of the summer.

We were technically virgins when we parted. We had tasted adult delights and satisfied our lusts to the degree permissible to teens of our social class at that time.

So, Incels, how hard was that?

I was kind to my friend’s older sister. She rewarded me ten-thousand-fold.
(first published here.)          


21 October 2023

                            "She was frothing at the gash."

To kiss, then touch, and hear her breathing quicken, with girlish giggles and sounds of pure delight.

Then to unclasp her bra, set free her breasts with nimble fingers, then sucking the slopes, finally reaching stiff little nipples, while feeling her panty, the fabric moist where it counts.

moist
                                                          where it
                                                          counts

Progressing to her belly, barely touching with fingertips, then kissing, sometimes just tonguing.

Then parting her legs, kissing her thighs, especially her inner thighs for long minutes, sometimes barely brushing my hand over her mound applying almost no pressure, because she likes it that way.

Now to perform a very slow depantification. Turning down the waistband incrementally, by minutes of degrees, kissing and re-kissing what I’ve exposed.

Then revealing curling reddish hair, caressing and twirling the strands and infrequently reaching under the material to finger the groove and folds, then the nubbin, while she shudders, then moans, “go slower.”

I mount her, sliding my erection under the material, tight against her skin, then deeper, on top of the slit, within the slit, in and out, in and out, until she screams and bucks me off.

She tears off her panty, I place the small cushion under her butt and tease her with my tongue.

“Fuck me. Fuck me now.”

You said, “Go slower.”


14 September 2021
Some of you want more details about, She Is Barely Married, an illicit story. Here you go:
First of all, it has been my experience that only one third (plus or minus) of women can experience a vaginal orgasm. At first, it often takes much longer than a clitoral orgasm. In other words, don’t try this during a furtive fuck in the attic or basement while her parents are elsewhere in the house. How long could it take? The longest for one of my girlfriends has been 45 minutes. She stayed lubricated. She really liked the climax. Anyway, who fucks with a stopwatch? Trust me, time flies when you are having fun.

Here is the key fact: there is potential for a vaginal orgasm IF she stays aroused and lubricated for many minutes of intercourse WITHOUT direct, external clitoral stimulation. Stop if she is not lubricated. Work on her clit if you want to be with her for more than this one time.

One of these days I’ll write about the girl I met at the apartment pool. She came up to my place and we kept talking while I removed my Speedo and rinsed it in the lavatory. She was nonchalant about my nudity. I took that as a good sign.

11 September 2021
She Is Barely Married, an illicit story, is available.
(read more)

6  May 2021
Long-suffering Melinda Gates filed for divorce. Is this why?

Bill Gates, he can’t muster much keenness
For pounding his wife’s Mount of Venus.
She's so seldom orgasm-ly loft;
Microscopic and soft
Is the usual state of Bill's penis.

     original limerick by the one they call Desanex

11 October 2020
Shere Hite died a month ago at age 77.


04 October 2020
More Lust in the Time of the Corona.
My newest story, How Our Love Began, is now available. (read more)


21 March 2020

Lust in the Time of Corona (with apologies to Gabriel García Márquez):
Russian bodybuilder and fitness model Yulia Ushakova Models Medical Masks
Imagine unmasking her!

Yulia Ushakova

14 February 2020
My
Valentine's Day story, I Want To Do More, is now available. (read more)

12 February 2020
Here is a foretaste of my Valentine's Day story
, I Want To Do More:

We kissed on our second date. The first kiss was not premeditated. Our eyes met during a lull in our conversation. Smiles, more shy than sensuous, filled our faces and we moved closer. Our smiles grew and our lips moved closer. Just when our smiles could not get any bigger, our lips met, but only for an instant. We had been unprepared for the intensity of that first kiss. We kissed again. And yet again.

These were simply kisses. Not a kiss as a preliminary nor a kiss as prelude. Those came soon.

The kiss as prelude is the mark of lovers.

It starts with a glance that leads to a kiss. The kiss becomes a prelude to more kisses. Those kisses become a prelude to foreplay. Foreplay is a prelude to splaying legs and spilling semen. With time, kisses become a prelude to promises that lead to a commitment that leads to permanence. Kisses bind us.

2 February 2020
Happy Groundhog Day. Harry finally came out of his writing cave and saw his shadow. His latest creative project is political porn. Check out these pages:
a. BLOG: comments, ephemera, speculation, etc.
b. How to tell if your news source has an agenda.
c. An Introduction to The Left in 7 Parts.

Our next installment of erotica for this site is due Valentines Day. We hope it will get your juices flowing.

16 January 2020
More story ideas are coming in. Some will end up in our fetish site.
Thank you for sharing.

1 January 2020
A new story, Latter Day Dalliance, is now available. (read more)

16 December 2019
The next part of Californicated is now available. (read more)
Part one of Californicated is now complete. Part two will appear during 2020.

30 November 2019
Yet more of Californicated is now available.
(read more)
The fifth installment will be posted in mid December 2019.

13 November 2019
More of Californicated is now available. (read more)
The fourth installment will be posted in late November 2019.

31 October 2019
More of Californicated is now available.
(read more)
The third installment will be posted 13 November 2019.
 

17 October 2019
Californicated is now online.
(read more)
The second installment will be posted 31 October 2019

10 October 2019
So far, I've told only a few Harvard college classmates and other friends about this new venture. Thank you so much for spreading the word. Your knowledge of merkins, and where they are worn, is
impressive.

3 October 2019
Making Waves is now online. (read more)

28 September 2019
Coming soon: Making Waves, a story of two couples having sex in a hot tub, and our Halloween-themed, Californicated.

22 September 2019
Could autoeros be applied to automobiles? Cunningly yes, as in she being Brand new, a delicious poem by e. e. cummings.

I am now driven to distraction by memories of making out (and more) with girlfriends while in my car. Oh, to fog up the windows again!

21 September 2019
So, what is autoeros?
It is 'self love' and no less worthy of 'wordship' than autocrator, autocratrix or autodidact. Essentially, autoeroticism is autodidactic; one of the first things we teach ourselves.

20 September 2019
Welcome to the new primary site of the United States Autoerotic Association. he following pages have additional content and links to stimulating short stories:
http://www.autoeros.com/dec.html

http://www.autoeros.com/first.html

http://www.autoeros.com/college.html

http://www.autoeros.com/one.html

http://www.autoeros.com/outdoor.html

http://www.autoeros.com/three.html




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