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Our web sites have sexually stimulating content (stories with minimal images) to appeal to intelligent and literate biological females and
biological males who want to cultivate their imagination, and become totally attuned to their erogenous zones.

Our initial content has been created by the dick-brain who calls himself Harry Merkin. We are soliciting
user-generated content from a group of fans. To date, we have received erotic plot ideas and bare-bones outlines. These will be developed into publishable stories in the near future. Though we have zero social media presence now, we plan to open accounts anonymously. Our intention is to create a lively community of hands-on hedonists.

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Stimulating Stories About Sex
A Compilation of Literate Erotica


We Proudly Present:

Art and Life
- a gallery of vignettes -

by Harry Merkin


This short story is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s vivid imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual human beings, living or dead, business enterprises, events or locales is entirely coincidental.


Part 2

“Deirdra …”

“I’m not comfortable with my full name. It carries so much baggage from kindergarten and elementary school. Please call me, DD.”

“Deirdra is such a beautiful and extraordinary name. It is an ancient name. What I must say is so important, I must use your real name. May I?”

“Yes, Ruairi, Yes. Yes.”

“The first girl with whom I was naked was a very brief fling one summer. We skinny-dipped and fooled around for maybe three weeks. I felt no loss when her family moved away. The second one was a longer relationship. We met at a dance at our parents’ country club. It was lust at first sight. Her light-blue dress was strapless. She wore a strapless bra. I was hard all that evening and she knew it. We made out every chance we got. We never had intercourse, though we explored each other in great detail.  She found someone else but kept seeing me. I eventually found out. I was angry and didn’t get over that until I met number three. We lost our virginity in a cramped back seat of a car. It was over so fast and it was somewhat messy. We persevered. We practiced and practiced until one weekend we fucked five times. I ejaculated during all five and she had orgasms three of those times.  It was such a delight to be with her. She was one year older. We broke up a week before she left for college. I still think about her. I still have wet dreams about her. Deirdra, we’ve been lab partners for almost two weeks. I have felt unfaithful to her for those two weeks. Smitten barely begins to describe how I feel about you. All of my nerve endings are on fire when we are together. My worst fear is that I’ll call you by her name in the white heat of passion. Please forgive me if that happens.”

“Fuck me tonight. Please fuck me right now. I want you. Please fuck me all night long.”

depantification

She pulls down her panty. I pull down my briefs. A long string of pre-cum dangles from my penis. DD kneels, and licks it off. She puts my penis in her mouth. She tongues it like she has done this before.

“You taste so good.”

She stands. She moves closer. She places the tip of my penis at her hot and wet opening. She grabs my butt with both hands and pulls me in. God, this girl is strong. I rupture her hymen on the way in. She cries out. She screams. She pulls me in all the way. She is crying. Her tears drip onto my chest.

“I’m okay. I’m okay now. Fuck me. Don’t pull out.”

I last longer than I thought I would.

“Don’t move. I’ll be right back.”

I wet two small towels. I wipe away the blood. I clean her carefully and lovingly, then kiss her raw opening. I pick her up. I hold her and rock her gently. She is the most precious object I have ever held in my arms. I reluctantly place her on my bed. I vow I will never let her go. I unlace her sneakers and take them off.  She’s already asleep. I lay next to her. I cover us with a light blanket.




“Ruairi.”

“Whaat?”

“Did I wake you up?”

“Yes. What time is it?”

I lift my arm to show her my watch.

“It’s half past the witching hour and I need Midol. Do you have any?”

“No, DD, I don’t get menstrual cramps.”

She laughs hysterically.

“Oh shit, now it hurts worse.”

“I’ll get you aspirins and a glass of water.”



I give her the aspirins and the water. I turn off the lights.

“DD, did you ever hear the expression, doing something the easy way or doing it the hard way?”

“A million times. My dad said it quite often while I was growing up.”

“Was he, perchance, talking about things you had done?”

“Yeah, he was.”

“Good night, beautiful.”

“Ruairi, you can’t stop now. What were you leading up to?”

“Deirdra, a virgin, even a wild Celtic virgin like you, has her boyfriend finger her, stretching things, adding another finger, and more stretching. Then possibly adding a third finger and yet more gentle stretching. Then the penetration and consummation take place.”

“Oh, shit. I didn’t want you to overthink it. I couldn’t wait any longer. I’ve been rubbing my clit raw for the last three nights while imagining our first fuck. My pussy wanted you. I wanted you.”

“DD, your deflowering was like an ancient pagan ritual. It was a first coupling of a Celtic princess and a high-born Celtic warrior. Your banshee scream came straight from Irish prehistory. We performed a blood sacrifice without Druid assistance.”

“Ruairi, you read way too much. And, I’m still glad I did it that brutal way. Most of my life’s transitions have happened imperceptibly, or were marked with a few balloons and a cake. What I went through was unmistakable. It was breathtaking and yes, painful. I shed blood. I shed my childhood and my innocence.”

“You are amazing, Deirdra. I will never forget our first wild fuck.”

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We get to know each other:

getting ready
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again and again
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she often touches herself
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she likes my dick
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she oozes
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she likes it from behind

Two months later:

“Wake up, DD, let’s go to the boathouse.”

“I need to shower, my panty has a crust of last night’s ooze on it.”

“Just put your shorts on and this crew team T-shirt. We’ll shower after we go sculling. We’ll see lots of birds at this early hour. Put a change of clothes in my duffel bag.”



Within a few yards of the boathouse, I stand and perform James Thomas Fields’ immortal words,
          ‘ ”We are lost!” the captain shouted,
             As he staggered down the stairs,’
with, of course, exaggerated arm movements. Naturally, the scull capsizes. DD screams. Her oar snaps out of its oarlock. My oar flips up, is briefly perpendicular to the water, then slaps down hard on the other side 

“You fucking moron. Are you insane?”

“DD, your foul mouth is turning me on. And, you are scaring the waterfowl.”

“Did you do this on purpose?”

“Yes, my dear.”

“You skunk, you weasel, you venomous viper, why get us wet?”

“Your terms of endearment so warm my heart. You know I love to play.”

“Okay, playmate, what do we do now?”



We spend almost two hours sculling, mostly upriver, where the thickets of riparian flora are dense and only the constant nearby road noise intrudes. DD is enchanted. I know she loves birds – their plumage, their songs and calls, their grace, and their aerial feats. We were dry at least one hour ago.

“Ruairi, this was wonderful. It was amazing to see thousands of birds, up-close and in their element. I forgive your puerile, juvenile prank.”

We clean and stow the scull, put away the oars, and head for the showers.

“Ruairi, these aren’t coed showers.”

“Not officially.”

Just then Laurance and Elise walk out holding hands. Their hair is damp. Elise blushes and giggles. We exchange greetings.



We celebrate the one-year anniversary of her deflowering. It is a long weekend of downhill skiing with one morning of cross-country skiing. We fall in love with a mom-and-pop diner serving amazing, yet simple fare. The chefs/owners are a couple who had escaped from Manhattan to rear their three children in this mountain paradise. We exchange phone numbers.

Our nights are an extraordinary fuck-fest. We each admit we love each other (Though we had already been using the L-word, this was different and solemn and binding.). I tell DD I had been given my great grandmother’s engagement ring to give to my bride-to-be. DD moves closer to me. Her eyes fill with tears, tears of unspeakable joy. We begin to plan our future together. We fuck long and hard and repeatedly that night. We oversleep, missing breakfast at the diner.

copulation

A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and DD writhing under me while we fuck endlessly; is that not paradise enough?

DD writhing under me
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endlessly

 
We spend that summer in Europe, the first half in Ireland and the remainder on the Continent. The Irish were so delighted to learn our given names. They embraced us like long-lost relatives. Their kindness overwhelmed us. We stayed exclusively among people who looked like us and behaved like we do. Irishmen and Irish lads and Irish babes all smiled at us. They charmed us. Oh, how we loved them.

Our Continental foray was an art pilgrimage. We haunted Albrecht Dürer’s house in Nürnberg and the museums in Germany and Austria where his art and drawings are displayed. We learned about Lucas Cranach the Elder and greatly admired his work. We spent several days in each of the major museums from Amsterdam to Paris to Madrid. We had an almost-religious experience standing in the Rijksmuseum before The Militia Company of Captain Frans Banning Cocq and Lieutenant Willem van Ruytenburch. Our side trip to Toledo was a bust. We had spent Spring Break at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC and were transfixed by El Greco’s, View of Toledo. That magical view is long gone.

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Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Part 4
Part 5
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(additional images coming soon)

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Not The End


Harry Merkin (a nom de guerre) is a dick-brain who is more articulate than an arthropod and has many ways with words. He tries desperately not to write like Edward Bulwer-Lytton, but often fails.

NOTES
A. This short story is a fabrication.

B. Harry is familiar with collegiate boathouses.

 


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